How to drink like your favorite author...

 I always thought writers lived on coffee.

(And chocolate bars)

Alas it has come to my attention that authors appear to strive on a variety of liquids.

And it appears there are two categories:

Those that drink because they can't write;

And those that drink because they write better.

(the latter apparently only stop to edit)

Having lived through editing hell lately

and having arrived at the bottom of writer's soul,

I am beginning to consider if I should not better start at this stage.

Well once I get over the taste of alcohol.

Plus - writer's depression or not -

I still have a living room full of teenage characters

and I have to set a good example.

Not that they pay much attention to my suffering lately,

slumped into my chair with a box of tissues:

As long as they have chips and sodas

they are content.

Totally forgot they were supposed to rescue a world...

If you need to forget as well, here are some tips:

How to drink like your favorite author