You could talk to a cat meanwhile.
Not my cat.
But you get the picture.
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/
We might do some of our own.
Momo thinks she is not getting much attention when her inmate is writing-tuned.
She might turn to modern technology.
(Besides either attacking from above or trying to unplug the evil thing from below.)